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yourhogwartsletter:

karenandthababes:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative

#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno

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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney My Grandpa plowed one down with a lawn mower….
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turtles return to the mother ship
gemiblu: cosplay-addict: Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) - x-J0ker How does this only have like 100 notes. HOWW. HOWWWWWWWWWW???
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ancailleachmuir:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

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fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

I want to reblog this like 100 times but i wont »

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bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

http://global3.memecdn.com/souper-salad_o_806501.jpg

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areyoujun: More old schoolwork. Had to illustrate one word, I chose gloomy.
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cucumberbatchin:

Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.