Likes: Everything I'm indifferent to.
Dislikes: Everything else.
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I actually just bought these :o
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Whoaaa 200 followers! Thanks so much guys! ♥

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- friend: I say we should use the color system for our safe word
- me: Like, what? if you turn blue to stop?
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- Dad: Wait, you're 20 right?
- me: Yes.
- Dad: So why can't you buy alcohol?
- me: Because the drinking age is 21...?
- Dad: Oooooh yeah you live in AMERICA!
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I have decided to attempt Insanity: Asylum for two reasons

1) Insanity is the best workout ever

2) I WANT THAT FUCKING SHIRT

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- what you said: NO ALCOHOL
- what I heard: NO HAVING FUN
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So my roommate tried to kill herself and I think I’m one of the only people she’s told. I wasn’t home but she called me from the hospital and she told me not to tell her parents if they stop by, and her mom stopped by and I just told her I hadn’t seen her but I feel like they should know D: I don’t want to get in the middle of it tho. What should I do?

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I’m signing up for paramedic school next week because I’m not cut out for minimum wage jobs.

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- me: I didn't eat all day so I could eat a whole container of chocolate covered pretzels!
- him: I don't think that's how it works...
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I ate soo much food today I don’t even want to think about it. I deserved it tho! mo fuckin drunk duggie bitches makin my life stressful. Oh well. Maybe I’ll just pretend all that food didn’t happen.

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baileef:

Ahhh how come so many people are getting crushes on me lately.

Where did you even come from.

How do you know me.  

MY LIFE!

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- me: I can't spend $100 on necomimi. I dont have enough money for that.
- me: -spends $100+ at the mall-
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I like so many boys! sfdvbgtnhyum

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They should make pretty choke chains. I’d buy them all.

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WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE MAN I LIKE TELL ME THAT I DONT SEEM INTERESTED IN THEM

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

SOMEONE TELL ME